I took this picture of Lucy the other day. If she was a LOL cat she would be saying “I is on your exercise bike stealing your calories”.
Category: funny
Is That a Sausage in your Trousers?
Staff at a supermarket in Australia could have been justified in asking a customer this question when he was spotted behaving strangely. It appeared he was stealing food and had stuffed several sausages down his trousers before trying to walk out the door. He was stopped and searched and the sausages were confiscated. The manager…
Man Robs Store Using Beer Box Disguise
If you are thinking of robbing a convenience store you would think that the first thing you need is a good disguise. One man, however, appears to think differently. He robbed a store using an ingenious beer box disguise which he had obviously made himself. Despite his unusual choice of headwear the man managed to…
The Correct Usage of Loose and Lose
I am frequently frustrated when I come across people who fail to understand the difference between loose and lose so found this article particularly interesting. Its worth reading the whole article but amongst other things it points out:“A bet you’re unlikely to win is a losing proposition. If you’re playing Scrabble and your opponent is…
An MA in Beatles Music
I have seen a lot of really odd courses being offered at degree level but this has got to be one of the strangest yet. It’s a MA in The Beatles, Popular Music and Society. The course which is composed of four 12 week modules and a dissertation looks at the postwar music industry and…
Allergy Advice: Contains Milk
Allergy advice- contains milk. That’s the very helpful advice found on the side of a pint of milk according to this article. Whilst I appreciate that allergy advice is needed on certain products that might have hidden milk content, I do think that anyone who buys a pink of milk is aware that there is…
2000 Pints of Larger for the Queen
A delivery of beer meant for the Windsor Castle pub in Maidenhead ended up instead at Windsor Castle. The Royal staff had no record on the delivery which contained 12 barrels of larger. The mistake was resolved after a police officer made a call to the pub to see if they were expecting a delivery…
Russell Brand in America
I had to laugh when I cam across this quote from Russell Brand who is currently in the US. Whilst hosting the MTV awards he instantly made himself the most unpopular man in the country with the following: “Some people, I think they’re called racists, say America is not ready for a black president. “But…
The Condom Game
This is funny and well worth a read. It talks about something called the condom game where you pick three items from a shop, one being condoms and see whether you can get a reaction from the cashier. I won’t spoil the punch line but it had me in stitches. What items would you pick?
Things Could be Worse
I found this Dear Dad letter on this site and has to steal it because it made me laugh. A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It…